LEGO Concorde: Who Needs an Upscale Meal When You Can Construct a Jet?
Alright then, let’s dive in. So, they’ve gone and done it again, haven’t they? LEGO has just released yet another high-priced set aimed at emptying your pockets quicker than a night out in the city. This time, it’s the LEGO® Concorde, a model kit for those who prefer fiddling with bricks over splurging on extravagant meals. Aye, once you begin assembling this beauty, you’ll question why you ever cared about overpriced avocado toast.
The Lowdown
Let’s face it, Concorde was the pinnacle of luxury in the skies—soaring at double the speed of sound, making even Richard Branson seem like he’s on a budget airline. But if you didn’t have the opportunity to fly on one before they retired the marvel, here’s your consolation: create your very own LEGO Concorde. Yeah, you heard correctly, a LEGO version that’s likely more detailed than a genuine Airbus in Ryanair’s lineup.
Quality or Just Another Knickknack?
Prepare to Clean
Now, don’t get me wrong, this thing is a beauty once it’s fully assembled. It’s sleek, it’s attractive, and it’ll look fantastic on your shelf—if you’ve got the room, that is. But it’s also one of those dust collectors that’ll have you grabbing the vacuum more often than you’d prefer. And you know what? You’ll still find yourself stepping on a stray piece in the middle of the night, grumbling at LEGO for not making these things larger. It happens to the best of us.
Is It Worth the Money?
Let’s not sugarcoat it—this price tag is not exactly pocket change. You could likely grab a PS5 or a decent weekend getaway to Magaluf for the same amount, but where’s the thrill in that? This set is more for those who relish the process, not just the end result. Constructing it is akin to engaging in a 12-round heavyweight match; it’ll test your endurance, but good heavens, the satisfaction when you finish! It’s like completing a marathon, but without all the sweat and chafing.
Assembling It: A Challenge of Ingenuity
The Instruction Guide (Or, What I Call, the Volume of Patience)
Prepare to spend several evenings bent over the instruction guide, which is heftier than my mate Dave’s noggin. And no, you can’t simply improvise (pun absolutely intended). Take your time, or you’ll end up with something resembling a lopsided pile of bricks, and no one wants to explain that when guests come over for tea.
Can You Handle It After a Few Drinks?
Now, I wouldn’t advise knocking back several pints before tackling this little endeavor. You’ll awaken the next morning to discover you’ve created some bizarre aircraft that even Boeing couldn’t recognize. Stay sober, maintain composure, and for the love of all things sacred, keep track of those tiny pieces—they’re harder to spot than a Geordie with an umbrella.
Final Thoughts: Is It Just for Nerds?
The Partner Test
So, what’s the verdict? Well, much like my Jack Russell, this set isn’t suited for everyone. If your partner is the impatient type, she’ll likely be rolling her eyes before you’ve even completed the first wing. But if you possess a bit of an engineering inclination like me, and you don’t mind dedicating a few hours to something other than Netflix, then this could be perfect for you.
Overall, this LEGO Concorde is one classy piece of gear. Sure, it’s pricey, sure, it’ll collect more dust than a Geordie’s New Year’s promise, and sure, you’ll likely step on a brick or two by accident. But in the end, it’s worth it, just to claim you’ve done it. So get off your backside, open that box, and start constructing your very own piece of aviation history.
And still step on it in the dark
Hands-on Having marveled at the Concorde resting atop the Sinsheim Museum, we yearned for one of our own but had to settle for the next best thing – the LEGO® Concorde.…
