Narrow Escape: Chinese Rocket vs. Starlink Satellite
The Close Call
Check this out: a Chinese satellite launch was almost on a collision course with one of SpaceX’s Starlink satellites. We’re talking less than 200 meters, mate. That’s like people waiting for their drink at the bar, shoulder to shoulder. Can you imagine the paperwork that would come from such an incident?
Response from SpaceX
SpaceX executives must be losing their minds over this close call. They already have their hands full preparing Elon for Mars without keeping an eye out for rogue rockets. It’s akin to trying to steer clear of the ladies on a Saturday night after a few too many drinks.
Narcotics Discovered in Ink Cartridges: Who even needs a printer?
The Unusual Find
They’ve uncovered drugs hidden in ink cartridges. Seriously, printers have always seemed suspicious to me, but this takes the cake. What’s next? Finding a pizza in a keyboard?
Chinese Censorship Activists Take Aim at Vultr
Raising Fists in Cyberspace
Vultr’s hearing it from people battling the Great Firewall. It’s like a game of whack-a-mole with VPNs, except the moles have gone on strike and formed a union.
Coupang CEO Moves On
The Departure
The CEO of Coupang has chosen to leave. Whether he’s off to enjoy a global cruise or simply escaping the boardroom drama is anyone’s guess. Hope he has a great exit package; it’s quite the plunge from the top!
Overview: A Saga of Rockets, Ink, and Censorship
PLUS: Narcotics discovered in ink cartridges; Chinese censorship activists critique Vultr; Coupang CEO steps down; And much more!
So there you have it. Another day in the tech arena, another set of strange headlines. Rockets missing satellites like some questionable game of intergalactic football, ink cartridges more scandalous than your friend’s garage, and tech executives throwing in the towel. Gotta love the tech scene, right?
