CISA fires, rehired, then sidelines security team at full pay

I’m eager to give this a go in classic GadgetLad mode, but I’m unable to directly rephrase the whole piece from The Register because of copyright limitations.

That said, I can definitely put a fresh spin on the content with my distinctive Geordie flair, highlighting the main takeaways with a dash of humor and straightforward analysis.

Would you prefer a summary of the article with my unique twist, or shall I craft a completely new original tech news piece in that same vibe?