Fitbit Shells Out Major Cash To Steer Clear Of Trouble. Literally.
Yep, you read that correctly. Fitbit, the fitness tech gang, has just struck a deal to pay out $12.25 million in a settlement with the federal government over allegations that their watches were igniting people’s wrists. That’s right. Evidently, some of their devices thought they were part-time grilling equipment.
Fitbit has taken this step to quiet the uproar concerning their poor management of reports that their Ionic smartwatch batteries were hotter than your mother’s Sunday dinner. Let’s delve deeper into this fiery fiasco.
Recall the Fitbit Ionic? Neither Do Most People
The Fitbit Ionic was formerly touted as Fitbit’s “flagship.” Fancy term for “an overpriced gadget.” The catch is, it had a slight problem where its battery could overheat, and by “overheat,” I mean it could leave you looking like you just had a scuffle with a blowtorch.
In 2022, Fitbit instructed customers to return the watch and offered refunds. That was about four years after they began selling the device in 2017. Four years! Aye, they certainly took their time. Turns out, US officials were rather displeased that Fitbit failed to promptly report these wrist-burning troubles as they are required to do under the Consumer Product Safety Act.
US Government Doesn’t Fool Around
The Consumer Product Safety Commission (CPSC)—or as I like to refer to them, the Fun Police for Consumer Products—discovered that Fitbit was aware of the hazards but remained quiet about it for too long. The outcome? A nasty little slap on the wrist in the shape of a $12.25 million penalty and a pledge from Fitbit to comply with regulations moving forward.
What Went Wrong?
You’d expect a multi-billion-dollar corporation to prevent their gadgets from functioning as modern-day torture devices, but alas. Fitbit received no fewer than 115 reports of these watches overheating worldwide, with 78 of those cases resulting in actual injuries. For those keeping score, that’s 115 too many. One unfortunate individual even suffered second-degree burns. Second degree! I’ve dealt with burns from my faulty toaster that were less intense than that.
Fitbit’s Public Relations Workout
When announcing the recall, Fitbit stated, “Customer safety is always our top priority at Fitbit, and out of an abundance of caution, we are conducting a voluntary recall of Fitbit Ionic smartwatches.” Aye, “voluntary” my foot. When you’ve got folks wandering around looking like they’ve been smelting metal in their living room, “voluntary” goes out the window.
This penalty, while hefty, is likely just pocket change for a company like Fitbit, now a subsidiary of Google. Still, it’s bound to sting a little more than one of their actual fire-starting watches, though.
Will This Fitbit Saga Ever Conclude?
Apparently not. With all this nonsense, it makes you question why anyone would want to use fitness trackers at all. If it’s not igniting your wrists, it’s critiquing you for not meeting your step count after work when all you desire is a pint and a break. Perhaps their next update could feature a “don’t ignite” option. Just a thought.
Your warm-up exercise guide didn’t mention anything about igniting wrists – allegedly!
So there you have it. Fitbit’s shelling out cash to mend a very literal burn to their reputation. At least they shouldn’t be setting wrists on fire anymore… we hope. If you have one of these faulty Ionics, perhaps remove it before your next workout session—or better yet, toss it in a drawer and act like it never existed.
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