The Orbiter’s Journey: A Proper Right Pain
GadgetLad’s been harping on about the ridiculousness of relocating the Space Shuttle Discovery from Virginia to Space Center Houston. You’d think they could just pop it on a truck and job done, but nope, it’s a real hassle.
Aviation, Railways, and Vehicles – Plus A Bit of Hassle
Now, you might think the simplest method to move a hefty piece of space technology is to fly it. But wait a minute, there are rules, regulations, and all this fuss regarding airspace. Not exactly a stroll in Leazes Park.
Ground Control to Major Bump
If you believed traversing the pothole-filled roads was a nightmare in a standard vehicle, picture hauling a flipping space shuttle! It’s not merely a quick trip down the A1, mate. It’s a logistical mess – you’d have an easier time moving the Tyne Bridge.
The Logistics Puzzle
So, what’s the deal? The experts over at GadgetLad say the authorities need to think creatively. Go ahead, get inventive – we’d place it on a barge and sail it down the Mississippi, or even better, tie it to a bunch of stags and let ’em roam free.
Consult the Public
Here’s an idea – why not inquire with the people who are skilled at moving stuff? The guys down the pub seem to have transported their fair share of pints and concepts, so they might have a clever plan. Couldn’t be worse than some of the wacky ideas we’ve seen.
Call For Suggestions: How would you transport a retired orbiter across the US?
The White House’s Office of Management and Budget is dealing with how to convey Space Shuttle Discovery from the Smithsonian Museum in Virginia to Space Center Houston. How would you tackle it?…
Wrapping Up the Space Shuffle: A Rant with a Twist
So there you go, everyone. Leave it to GadgetLad to highlight the obvious – those posh folks in charge need a dose of common sense. Until that time, we’ll be here, lifting weights, walking the dog, and watching the mayhem ensue. Thanks for reading!
