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## DrayTek Routers Bricked? Aye, Seems Like It!
Folks with DrayTek routers across the UK (and elsewhere) probably had a right old weekend – if their idea of a good time involves yanking their hair out and shouting at a blinking LED. Some ISPs started noticing that loads of their customers’ routers had seemingly opted for an extended snooze, caught in a lovely boot loop.
It looks like our mates at DrayTek might’ve messed up yet another firmware update. Fancy that.
### What’s Happening?
If you’re sitting there thinking why your broadband suddenly feels like dial-up from the early 2000s, it’s because a bunch of DrayTek routers have packed it in. Many of them are trapped in an endless cycle of trying to boot and failing spectacularly. Dead useless, that.
Some ISPs, like AAISP, were the first to shout out, reporting a significant number of connections had vanished into thin air. And when the lads at AAISP see something amiss, you know it’s serious business.
### Who’s Affected?
This isn’t merely a handful of cases, either. Reports have flooded in from all corners, with various DrayTek models refusing to work properly. If you’ve got one of these faulty boxes, better make yourself a brew because troubleshooting this mess is going to be properly annoying.
Here’s what we’ve gathered so far:
– Models impacted appear to include the Vigor 2762, 2862, and 2865, amongst others.
– Factory resetting doesn’t always do the trick.
– Some routers can be rescued with a manual firmware reflash, if you’ve got the patience of a saint and don’t mind getting your hands dirty.
### DrayTek’s Response: Aye, It’s Knackered
To their credit (or lack thereof), DrayTek finally admitted something was amiss. They shared a vague statement saying they were “investigating” the issue, which is corporate speak for “we’re not sure what went wrong but give us a bit, we’ll try to sort it out.”
They also suggested affected users try a firmware update, which is a laugh, considering half of these routers are bricked and respond like a house brick.
### Workarounds and Fixes (If You Can Be Arsed)
If you’re fortunate that your router isn’t completely dead, you might be able to save it by manually flashing new firmware via USB or TFTP. If that sounds like something from ancient sorcery, well, that’s because it kind of is.
For those completely out of luck, you’re probably better off just picking up a different router. Maybe one from a company that knows how to properly test firmware before letting it loose, aye?
### ISPs Are Fuming
ISPs aren’t exactly thrilled with this mess, either. Some have even started sending out alternative hardware to customers, which is a solid ‘we give up’ move at this point. DrayTek routers have been a reliable choice for small businesses and tech enthusiasts for years, but if they keep pulling stunts like this, folks will start looking elsewhere.
## Summary
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Time to update your firmware, if you can, to one with the security fixes, cough cough
So, what have we figured out? One, DrayTek’s had a rough time. Two, if you own one of these routers, you might need a strong drink before attempting to fix it. And three, maybe – just maybe – don’t blindly install firmware updates as soon as they drop unless you fancy playing tech support for the next couple of days.
If you’re affected, good luck. If you’re not, maybe give your router a little pat and a quiet “stay strong” just in case.
